Friday, January 9, 2009
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world… but maths at least has some logic.2. Life without girls:Markets silent, street empty, the police at rest, all mobile companies in loss, no SMS, no flowers, no valentines, no candles, no perfume, all men directed to heaven.3. Q: what four animals dose a woman like to have in her house?A: a tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jack ass to pay for it all.4. Student’s height of honesty: sitting in an examination hall, opening a bit, memorizing the answer an then writing it without seeing…5. Teacher: name an animal that lives in Lapland!Pupil: a reindeer.Teacher: good, now name another.Pupil: another reindeer!
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Below is a list of the sūtras, translated from Sanskrit into English:
"By one more than the previous one"
"All from 9 and the last from 10"
"Vertically and crosswise (multiplications)"
"Transpose and apply"
"Transpose and adjust (the coefficient)"
"If the Samuccaya is the same (on both sides of the equation, then) that Samuccaya is (equal to) zero"
By the Parāvartya rule
"If one is in ratio, the other one is zero."
"By addition and by subtraction."
By the completion or non-completion (of the square, the cube, the fourth power, etc.)
By the deficiency
Specific and general
The remainders by the last digit
"The ultimate (binomial) and twice the penultimate (binomial) (equals zero),"
"Only the last terms,"
By one less than the one before
The product of the sum
All the multipliers
The remainder remains constant
"The first by the first and the last by the last"
For 7 the multiplicand is 143
Lessen by the deficiency
"Whatever the extent of its deficiency, lessen it still further to that very extent; and also set up the square (of the deficiency)"
"By one more than the previous one"
"Last totaling ten"
The sum of the products
"By (alternative) elimination and retention (of the highest and lowest powers)"
By mere observation
The product of the sum is the sum of the products
On the flag!!!!!
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Lets us analyze this match a bit to find what all round comedies led to India's defeat .
To start with INDIANS went with 5 bowlers which was a gr8 decision but one F*****G thing was wrong the decision of dropping SHEWAG :( hmm fate working against him the real culprit was YUVRAJ any way India did excellently well to wrap up the Aussie's top order batsmen.
Again Ishant was right on target and was spot on by picking the important wicket of Gilly,Maadu:) Hayden fell cheaply to Pathan , munaf Patel naanum team la irukenu proved it by picking up "PUNTER" PONTING who continued his humdrum performance in this series.Following them controversial man "ROY" Symonds dint trouble the score book who would have not received a better ball in his life that made him walk to the pavilion which seemed to be very long compared to the time he spent in the crease.Then "Pup" clarke and hoggy heleped Aussie to attain a descent score of 203 for 9 from 75 for 5.
LETS DISCUSS THE INDIAN RUN CHASE (STRONG DEEP BATTING LINE UP) lol
To start with GAMBHIR and MASTER BLASTER came out as opening pair ,i don't understand why this Indian cricket team never has a consistent opening pair always shuffles like playing cards,result same old story slow ,cautious start but as usual MASTER BLASTER was out in the 3rd over.
GREATEST COMEDY of the year comes now
Uthappa specialist opener or a better top order batsmen but through out the series he has asked by our intelligent captain DHONI to bat at 7 or 8 same thing happened today Pathan was promoted and u know i slept for some time as he batted :) slow cautious then u all know :)
Then came the gr8's of Indian team
started well "opening lam nalladhan irudhadhu ana pinishing sari illaiye pa"but yuvi was brilliant dint like the way india was going so he thought he can help Aussie's by throwing away his valuable wicket by playing the ball in the air such way that aussie's worst fielder stuart clarke caught it.Then it came to our lower order DEEP AND STRONG BATTING LINE UP Uthappa was left alone when dhoni mama got run out because of his great calling between wickets.Uthappa vala evoluvu mudiyumo avolvu adichan ana avana la mudiyala :)
HISTORIES BEST COMEDY COMES HERE
Bummy Sreesnath and Uthappa were at the crease when this comedy happened
Sreesanth, very animated, told Uthappa what shot to play,coz of this uthappa cannot control himself idhuku out aagalamnu out aagitan.
At the last Indians were wrapped up for 153 cheaply.
At the presentation another comedy Dhoni mama felt really bad of the way he got out and termed yuvi's shot as useless shot :) "Dhoni moodinchadu mudinchu poochu mudiyaadhadu mukki poochu pa" . INDIA now has a crucial match ahead against srilanka lets see if yuvraj is lucky enough to make it to the side.
BOTTOM LINE : GOOD COMEDY SHOW BY INDIANS in the cricket field especially BATTING
Look at the PHOTOS at top comedies of India description given below
1. kaala odaichum dhoni thirundhaliye
2. Munaf posing for photograph shows as if very fit but he is not :) Arogiya paal koodika sollu dhoni maadri varuva
3.MASTER STUNNED-chumma trailer thaan ma MAIN picture innum paakala
4.Yuvi's best shot ever played and look at his expression it tells all-"Yuvi un carrer enda Ur deciding trough this shot"
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
If Michael Bay had directed War Games, it might have ended up a little like Eagle Eye, a supercharged, preposterously drawn thriller that requires a little suspension of disbelief. No, scratch that. It requires A LOT OF SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF!
In Eagle Eye, Shia LaBeouf plays Jerry Shaw, an underachiever who can't seem to get out from under his more accomplished twin brother's shadow. One day, while making his way home after an emotionally grueling morning, he receives a strange phone call from a woman who ultimately plunges his life into complete and utter chaos. Faster than you can say "North By Northwest," Jerry finds himself on the run from government officials who are convinced he's involved in terrorist activities.
War Games isn't the only film that Eagle Eye borrows from. As this over wrought but fast-paced thriller blazes from one ridiculous moment to the next, one might be reminded of Enemy of the State, The Game, and The Fugitive – watch as co-star Billy Bob Thornton attempts, unsuccessfully I might add, his best Tommy Lee Jones impression. The first half of the picture provides a terrific set up and from the get go, an effective Shia LaBeouf plays a character worth caring about. Equally effective is the fashion in which director D.J, Caruso–who collaborated with LaBeouf for last year's Disturbia-- introduces Michelle Monaghan's vulnerable single mom, Rachel Holloman. It's obvious that Jerry and Rachel will at some point cross paths and that they will bond in some shape or fashion, but both performers are convincing enough to keep at least the character work in the picture somewhat sensible. That's what separates Caruso from the likes of Michael Bay. At the very
A check on the Internet revealed that the stellar phenomenon was caused by Venus, Jupiter and a three-day-old crescent moon aligning at the right spots to form the Smiley.If you missed it last night, I mean on 1st of Dec 2008, you will have to wait another five years before Smiley appears in the night sky again. Ah, even I missed it. Let us wait for another five years to see the smiling sky. Here the photos of it. Jus Keep Smiling like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And if you can laugh totally there are a few more things to be understood. In deep laughter the ego disappears, it is not found at all. You can't have both laughter and the ego. If the ego is there it will keep you serious. All egoists are serious people, and all serious people are egoists. To be able to laugh, you need to be like a child -- egoless. And when you laugh, suddenly laughter is there, you are not. You come back when the laughter is gone. When the laughter is disappearing far away, when it is subsiding, you come back, the ego comes back.
But in the very moment of laughter you have a glimpse of egolessness. There are only two activities in which you can feel egolessness easily. One is laughter, another is dancing. Dancing is a physiological method, a bodily method to feel egolessness. When the dancer is lost in his dance he is no more -- there is only dance. Laughter is a little more subtle than dance, it is a little more inner, but it has also the same fragrance.
When you laugh.... It has to be a belly laughter. It should not be just superficial, it should not be just polite, it should not be just a mannerism.(Source: Internet)
So be a laughter person.
Here follows the joke of the day
”What’s the idea of coming in here late every morning, Mulla?” asked the boss.
”It's Your fault, Sir” Said Mulla Nasrudin. ”You have Trained me so Thoroughly not to watch the Clock in the office, Now I am in the Habit of not looking at it Home.”
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Born A.S. Dileep Kumar in Chennai, A. R. Rahman is India’s foremost musical talent. The man, who, in 2008 alone, gave us memorable melodies like Aditi, Khwaja Mere Khwaja, Dost and Guzarish, turns 43 on January 5. We trace his musical journey.Rahman was born into a musical family and started learning the piano at a young age. His father composed for Malayalam movies, but died when Rahman was just nine. So, the family started to rent out his musical equipment. Last year, he also started a music school called the KM Music Conservatory in Chennai. He also runs the A R Rahman Foundation which looks after the needs and nutrition of the needy. The proceeds from some of his concerts and singles are often donated to his foundation.Rahman's 2009 line up includes Blue, Dilli 6 and Eight By Ten. We can't wait to hear it and wish that this inimitable musical maestro continues to enrich our lives with his superior and divine music. Happy birthday Rahman!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Women want to see confidence
Women want to see you standing tall in front of others
Women want you to know what you are doing
Oh, and miller grandfather clocks are sometimes referred to as granfather clocks or grandfathers clocks, or even grand father clocks. These are just simple common misconceptions of what the correct words and terminology are.
Granddaughter Clocks are smaller, and Grandson Clocks™, actually introduced by 1-800-4CLOCKS much earlier this year, are even smaller. Keep an eye out for them at a retailer near you.