Bill Clinton is visiting a school.In one class,he asks the student if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy"one little boy stands up and offers that."if my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him,that would be a tragedy.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
NO GREAT LOSS-HUMOUR
Bill Clinton is visiting a school.In one class,he asks the student if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy"one little boy stands up and offers that."if my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him,that would be a tragedy.
GAME BAY
TV CAN INSTIGATE VIOLENCE-STUDY
GAYS ARE GIRLS BEST FRIENDS.-DOSTANA
Gay men are in huge demand these days .They have become girl's best friends.After fashion and Dostana,the female sex is blatantly rooting for their gay buddies.Women are more comfortable in the company of gay men as they find them more sensitive and tuned into female emotions.
NOKIA SUPER-NOVA
Nokia has announced its Supernova series with four new models: 7210, 7310, 7510, and 7610. Targeted at fashion-conscious consumers, the Supernova phones sport a stylish design along with customizable Xpress-on front- and back- covers in different colors and surfaces.
The Nokia 7210 Supernova is a candy-bar phone with tri-band GSM plus EDGE support, FM radio, 2 mega pixels camera, and SD memory expansion slot, among others.
The Nokia 7310 Supernova is also a candy-bar model featuring a 2 mega pixels camera with 4x digital zoom.
The Nokia 7510 is a clamshell-type phone, and comes with a 2.2-inches QVGA display, microSD support, 2 mega pixels camera with 4x digital zoom and LED flash, FM radio, A-GPS support, and access to Nokia Maps 1.2, WidSets, and the new browser.
Meanwhile, the Nokia 7610 is a slider, and features a 3.2 mega pixels camera with dual-LED flash and 8x digital zoom, dedicated music keys, FM radio, and access to Nokia WidSets for navigating and sharing content. The phone also features Theme Colorizer for capturing any color and applying the same to key illumination and phone wall-paper.
The 7210 will retail for around 8K in the third quarter, the 7310 for around 10K in the second quarter, the 7510 for around 12K in the fourth quarter, and lastly, the 7610, for around 15K in the third quarter of this year.
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Chevrolet Malibu
Hi all,
Chevy has come out with its new car of the year Chevy Malibu. Take a look o this car and i'm sure you would compromise on any other car of your choice like Camry and Accord. Chevy Malibu has been recognized and honored by critics and owners alike. It's no wonder Malibu is fast becoming the new car of choice.
Flea Control Guide
The simple thing to do for you and your dog is either get your dog dipped in flea control, or you just go buy some really good flea control for your dog. You can go to pet smart and get any kind of flea control that you want and as long as it is expensive it will work all the other cheap kinds will not work I have tried them all I promise.There are a couple of important flea control products you should look into: the main ones are Frontline, Advantage, Program, and Revolution. There are a variety of other products, and even some cheap, natural ways to try to get rid of fleas. Because of the health risks involved with your pet having fleas, it's really better to use home remedies for fleas as a backup, and not as a primary way of getting rid of fleas. However, this site will give you information on all the products and suggestions for all kinds of ways to get rid of fleas - ultimately, it's your choice.
EURO 08
Liverpool striker Fernando Torres was Spain's goal hero, striking after 33 minutes when he cleverly lifted Xavi's pass over Germany keeper Jens Lehmann.
Spain dominated the final throughout, with Torres heading against the post and Marcos Senna almost adding a second from close range after 80 minutes.
Michael Ballack came close for Germany, shooting narrowly wide after the break.
Spain have long had a reputation as under-achievers on the big occasions, but this was a richly-merited victory for veteran coach Luis Aragones and a team that played outstanding football throughout the tournament.
Germany were outclassed, and for captain Ballack his catalogue of misery in major finals continues having lost two Champions League finals and also been suspended for the 2002 World Cup final when they lost to Brazil.
Match-winner Torres enhanced the reputation he forged at Liverpool last season, but this was an all-round effort for a side that is young enough to already be marked down among the favourites for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
Germany were lifted by Ballack declaring himself fit after a calf injury - but he had little impact on a first 45 minutes in which Spain were the vastly-superior side.
Andres Iniesta almost created the opening goal for Spain in the 13th minute when his driven cross took a deflection off Christoph Metzelder, but Lehmann pulled off a fine reflex save.
And they came even closer nine minutes later when Torres rose to meet Sergio Ramos's cross, but his header bounced to safety off the post.
But he was not to be denied and put Spain ahead with a trademark piece of sharpness in front of goal after 33 minutes.
Xavi's pass created uncertainty for Germany defender Philipp Lahm and Torres shrugged him off the ball to lift a superb finish beyond Lehmann.
Germany's problems threatened to worsen when Ballack needed lengthy treatment for an eye wound after a clash of heads with Marcos Senna.
David Silva then wasted a perfect opportunity to double Spain's advantage when he was set up by Iniesta, but he rushed his finish and shot wildly over the top.
Germany made a change at half-time, sending on Marcell Jansen for Lahm, but it was still Spain who dominated.
Xavi and Silva were both off target - but Germany were sticking to their task and almost grabbed an equaliser when Ballack shot just wide after Carles Puyol had conceded possession in a dangerous area.
Spain continued to look the more threatening side, but there was still the lingering prospect of Germany's refusal to accept defeat yielding an unlikely equaliser.
Silva was fortunate to stay on the pitch when he appeared to motion to head-butt Germany's Lukas Podolski, but Italian referee Roberto Rosetti decided against taking any action.
Ramos should have put the game beyond Germany's reach after 66 minutes when he headed straight at Lehmann from point-blank range as he got on the end of Xavi's free-kick.
Iniesta then had a shot cleared off the line by Torsten Frings and another effort saved by Lehmann as Spain looked in the mood to add a second.
And Germany had a remarkable escape after 80 minutes when substitute Daniel Guiza - on for Torres - headed the ball straight into Senna's path right in front of goal, but he could not apply the final touch.
Spain were not made to pay for their generosity in front of goal and ran out worthy winners.
SHORT JOKES THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH
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A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
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Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
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Golfer: Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it’s a sin any day of the week.
BUSINESS LOANS
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GOOGLE BOTS
Such features can be easily integrated into Google Talk through ‘bots’ which, in simple English, are like virtual friends who are online 24×7 and will always respond with a smile to your questions or requests.
Here are the eleven most useful ‘bots’ that transform Google Talk into a more useful program:
1. imfeeds@gmail.com - Add this Im Feeds bot as your Google Talk buddy and you’ll be able to read any blog or website that syndicates content via RSS feeds. To subscribe to a website in GTalk, simply send a new IM message that says "sub labnol.org" where labnol.org is the site address that you want to read inside Google Talk.
2. friendfeed@bot.im - This secret bot lets you post to FriendFeed Google Talk. You may submit either hyperlinks or text messages.
3. imified@imified.com - This Imified Bot turns Google Talk into a real powerhouse. You can post bookmarks to delicious, send messages to Twitter, submit blog entries to WordPress, Tumblr or Blogger, manage events in Google Calendar, shorten long URLs, run Whois and so on.
4. inezhabot@gmail.com - Like IM Feeds,iNezha bot helps you read feeds inside Google Talk but this is slightly more versatile. For instance, you can simply say "digg" and it will show a list of all feeds that match that search term so you don’t have to type (or copy-paste) feed addresses.
5. Translation - This is a free service from Google that helps you translate words from a foreign language into your native language. Just add the relevant bot (e.g. hi2en@bot.talk.google.com for Hindi to English or en2hi@bot.talk.google.com for English to Hindi) as your buddy, send him a message and it will get translated instantly.
6. Use Google Talk with Twitter - Invite twitter@twitter.com to become your friend in Google Talk and verify your account. Now whenever you IM this new friend, the message will automatically publish on your twitter account.
7. Set Task Reminders - If you need to remember something important, Google Talk can send you reminders for that event. Just add timer to your Twitter friend’s list and then add twitter@twitter.com to your buddy list in Gtalk. Now if you want to get a reminder after 50 minutes, send a direct message to twitter like "d timer 50 pick kids from school" and a reminder will automatically pop up in your Google Talk after 50 minutes.
8. Transliteration - If you want to chat in your mother tongue (like Hindi or Tamil) but feel more comfortable using the English keyboard, Google Transliteration bot will come in handy. For instance, add en2hi.translit@bot.talk.google.com to you friend’s list in GTalk and all messages you type in English will get transliterated in the language of your choice. Available only for a few Indian languages.
9. Xpenser - With xpenser, you can record travel expenses email, SMS or even Google talk. Add xpenserbot@gmail.com as your buddy and send a message like "lunch 33.2 with Bill Gates" and that will be added as an expense to your online spreadsheet that can be accessed from anywhere.
10. Ping.fm - Like Imified, ping.fm is one of the most useful Google bots out there especially if you are a social networking or micro-blogging addict. Add pingdotfm@gmail.com to Gtalk and you can communicate with twitter, jaiku, wordpress, identi.ca, facebook, myspace, bebo, friendfeed, linkedin, tumblr, plaxo, friendster, delicious and more.
11. Meshly - Add meshly@gmail.com as your friend and you’ll be able to post web link to your Meshly account via Google Talk. You can also add tags, categories and description to your hyperlink via Gtalk itself.
Friday, December 12, 2008
ACOBAY
Thursday, December 11, 2008
GHAJINI LOOK CLONE TO YOUNGSTERS
Free buzz cuts are being offered by theatres and youngsters are rushing in to get the new harido.
Monday, December 8, 2008
INDEX YOUR BLOG IN GOOGLE MADE VERY EASY
Hi friends,
I found this topic on a blog. I felt this would greatly help people who are interested in blogs....So here it is..
"You may want to see your blog in the result of google search. It helps others to find the contents of your blog and thus increases the traffic to your blog also.
Here is the steps to do that.
1. Login your Google account. Take the webmaster tools, type your URL in the given area and click add site
Then Google will ask you for verification. Click verify your site.
Select the method for verification - select add a meta tag
You'll get a code to insert in your blog copy that code and goto your blog
2. Sign in your blog, click on edit HTML [customize-> edit HTML]
Then
Insert the code in the first "head" section of the page, before the first "body" section.as shown
Save it. Then go back to the webmaster page and click verify
The page will get verified and you'll get this
Then you have to add a sitemap for your blog. Goto Dashboard of webmaster tools.
3. Dashboard
For this you have to create a RSS feed for your blog. Goto feedburner.com get an account and enter ur blogs address and create feed
Note down the feed address. And activate the feed. Use RSS feed
RSS feed
Then go to your blog goto customize->settings- >sitefeed
Click on site feed
Allow blog feeds to “full” and enter the feed address you taken down from feed burner ,in Post Feed Redirect URL field
save your changes
4. Go back to webmaster tools page and click on add sitemap
Chose the option Add general web sitemap
in my sitemap url field enter “ rss.xml?max-results=500&start-index=1”
Click Add general web sitemap, You will get this
its over google may take 12hours to days to crawl ur blog wait patiently. It may even take days to show your contents in index wait oki. Its over. Enjoy "
HOLLYWOOD BACK IN KOLLYWOOD!!
Warner bros have tied up with a new deal with Soundarya Rajnikanth's Ocher Studios. The deals covers exclusive rights for production and distribution of south indian language films that are released by Warner Bros. The deal was announced by Soundarya Rajnikanth, MD, Ocher Studios and Blaise Fernandes, country head, Warner Bros. Pictures India.
The Hollywood banner have an on going project "Sultan the Warrior" and are plannin for the sequel of the blockbuster "Billa". The sequel "Billa 2" is waiting for the confirmation from Ajith, who is busy with his on goin projects "Aegan" and Gautam menan's new one.
While Walt Disney has joined hands with Kamal Hassan for his next venture "Marma Yogi". Kamal Walt Disney's new tie up is co produced by Bharath Bala, producer of A R Rehman's Vande Mataram music video.
This is the second time that Kamal has chosen the great M.G.R's blockbusters title ( Marma Yogi of M.G.R was the first tamil movie to clinch a 'A' certificate in 1951) , the previous time was Sathi Leelavathi( this was M.G.R's debut as hero in 1936 ).
MY BEST HANG OUT PLACE-MARRY BROWN
Hi friends...
I know that most of you would have heard about Marry brown( and this post is for people who wanna know more about Mb more than just its name). But I'm pretty sure Mb wont be the place of your choice, when many of you plan to hang out with your friends.
Even I was one among you all, until I had my first visit to Mb @ Mayajaal. I always go with the burgers of KFC and McDonald since it has been in chennai. But later, after being to Mb couple of times to the Adyar outlet with my friends I found Mb worth the money we pay. They have two separate places, take away at the ground floor and dine at first floor, a decent first floor for dining with your friends and a perfect place to hang out with your gal/boy, as not many will be there in weekdays.
They have a variety of burgers both veg and non-veg that tastes really good, starting at a very cheap price of Rs.25 which u would spend on a pave-bhaji in your near by chat shops. Even McDonald's offers you burgers for tat money, but in Mb they even provide you with those hot crispy chicken pieces like KFC, but not to the taste of KFC .
Its not over yet, there is more for you to reduce the weight of your wallets. Take a look at this menu card and I'm sure you will try Mb once.
If you try Mb, just give your comments to me about it here.... Even if you have already visited give your comments, as it would help others...
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COMMAND PROTECTION BY ENGLAND
However, BCCI officials said Dickason is not expected to conduct his security audit until Wednesday at the earliest, and therefore any final decision on the tour will have to wait until then. "He had sent us a set of conditions before his arrival and during the inspection, these things will be discussed," board sources told .
These conditions are believed to involve blanket security from the same Indian special forces who stormed the Taj Mahal Hotel to end last week's siege in Mumbai. The Hindustan Times reported that the ECB had asked the BCCI for a group of commandos to accompany the team at all times, an emergency evacuation plan in case of a terrorist strike and a security blanket over England's dressing rooms.
The ECB, who have been in close consultation with the Foreign Office ever since the team returned to England, have reiterated that the entire tour decision rests on the outcome of the security report, and will not be rushed into making a final announcement. According to Sky Sports, however, the team has been told that the decision to tour now rests with the players themselves.
Sean Morris, the England players' association (PCA) chief, is believed to have attended a Foreign Office briefing on Tuesday, along with the ECB's England director, Hugh Morris, and was due to meet with the players later in the day to discuss the issues that arose. However, the PCA's "No. 1 consideration" remains the security report that is still awaited from Dickason.
The Indian board shifted the two Tests from their original venues - Ahmedabad and Mumbai - to Chennai and Mohali following the terrorist strikes in Mumbai. Despite the itinerary changes, the ECB could send a weakened squad to return to India with three senior players - Andrew Flintoff, who also suffered an ankle injury during last week's fifth ODI, James Anderson, whose wife is pregnant, and Steve Harmison - believed to be disinclined towards touring.
"I'm delighted to hear the news that the BCCI are willing to accommodate concerns over the venues but primarily we must focus on what the security reports say," Morris was quoted as saying in the Daily Telegraph. "But we will not make our decision until security and duty of care towards the players is assured." The paper also reported that while the warm-up game in Vadodara, scheduled to start on Friday, had been cancelled, an alternative venue could host it and that the ECB was also considering a short training stint in the Middle East.
The prospect of England returning to India was not welcomed by everyone, however. Speaking to BBC Radio Four, the former ECB chairman, Lord MacLaurin, spoke out against a resumption of the tour. "I think the ECB will probably say yes and I think it will be very sad," he said. "I don't think any security people can actually say it's going to be safe. If it was left to me, I wouldn't go."
However, Nasser Hussain, who captained England's tour of India in 2001-02 shortly after the September 11 attacks in New York, wrote in the Daily Mail that the team had an obligation to get back out there and make a statement. "The country is so important to cricket and to the Indian people that we owe it to them to go back and play, as long as every possible precaution has been taken."
Justin Vaughan, New Zealand Cricket's chief executive, sounded an optimistic note on future tours to the subcontinent and said it would be impossible to constantly sideline Asian teams based on security concerns.
"It's a pretty scary future for the game if you think (listed events) are not going to go ahead," Vaughan told the New Zealand Herald. "India and Pakistan are core countries in terms of international cricket and it seems bizarre if we couldn't tour there".
New Zealand are set to tour Pakistan and India in 2009 and 2010 respectively and Vaughan said those tours will be crucial to their preparations for the World Cup in the subcontinent.
HERITAGE WEB SOLUTION
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We would like to thank everyone involved in this cleanup project. We are proud to have such a generous group of employees, willing to dedicate their time to bettering our community. and easy to use web Heritage Web Solutions bases File Manager that allows customers to manage a website without an extensive computer background.
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Heritage Internet Technologies has always been eager to find ways to give back to our surrounding community. We are very excited to join forces with the Provo City Parks and Recreation department to help maintain this beautiful trail system.
We would like to thank everyone involved in this cleanup project. We are proud to have such a generous group of employees, willing to dedicate their time to bettering our community.