BECKHAM LOAN EXTENDED

Today's hot topic is will the loan period of Beckham may increased to two years. Earlier report said he is going to have his training session in Milan in January. After that Ancelotti is going to sign him for loan period of three months. Today report says that Beckham should have his career in Milan World cup football 2010 in South Africa. Fabio Capello should looking for a mid fielder from a good environment. If he is Milan for two years then he may gain some experience from European top players in Milan. It would be helpful for England in WC. The Rossoneries also looking for this move.

JOKES JOKES

. A prince was crushed by a witch that he could speak ply 1 word per year. But if he didn’t, he could save it for the next year. 1 day he saw a beautiful princess and fell in love with her. He waited for 10 years to say this to her, “Darling, I love you. I would like to marry you” and guess what she replied…..“PARDON??”…!!!!2. Friend 1: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.Friend 2: Then what happened?Friend 1: Nothing she married the postman….3. Little bit bore but very much practical… Try this… Lets see if u can guess answers...Q. What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?A. Piiig !Q. How can the letter ‘A’ help a deaf lady?A. It can make ‘her’ “hear”!Q. What is the end of everything?A. “g”.4. Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does…!

Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world… but maths at least has some logic.2. Life without girls:Markets silent, street empty, the police at rest, all mobile companies in loss, no SMS, no flowers, no valentines, no candles, no perfume, all men directed to heaven.3. Q: what four animals dose a woman like to have in her house?A: a tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jack ass to pay for it all.4. Student’s height of honesty: sitting in an examination hall, opening a bit, memorizing the answer an then writing it without seeing…5. Teacher: name an animal that lives in Lapland!Pupil: a reindeer.Teacher: good, now name another.Pupil: another reindeer!

MATHEMATICS VEDHA

Having known about Vedic Mathematics how about getting to know some of the basics of it... So here they are... Don't worry if u do not make a head or tail of them... We'll look into the details one by one in the later posts...

Below is a list of the sūtras, translated from Sanskrit into English:
"By one more than the previous one"
"All from 9 and the last from 10"
"Vertically and crosswise (multiplications)"
"Transpose and apply"
"Transpose and adjust (the coefficient)"
"If the Samuccaya is the same (on both sides of the equation, then) that Samuccaya is (equal to) zero"
By the Parāvartya rule
"If one is in ratio, the other one is zero."
"By addition and by subtraction."
By the completion or non-completion (of the square, the cube, the fourth power, etc.)
Differential calculus
By the deficiency
Specific and general
The remainders by the last digit
"The ultimate (binomial) and twice the penultimate (binomial) (equals zero),"
"Only the last terms,"
By one less than the one before
The product of the sum
All the multipliers
"Proportionately"
The remainder remains constant
"The first by the first and the last by the last"
For 7 the multiplicand is 143
By osculation
Lessen by the deficiency
"Whatever the extent of its deficiency, lessen it still further to that very extent; and also set up the square (of the deficiency)"
"By one more than the previous one"
"Last totaling ten"
The sum of the products
"By (alternative) elimination and retention (of the highest and lowest powers)"
By mere observation
The product of the sum is the sum of the products
On the flag!!!!!

BANK LOANS

Some people are lucky to be able to make ends meet every month and even with a little extra money to stash away for a little luxuries or even emergencies. However, not all are lucky to even stretch the monthly pay till the end of the month.It is important to use this terminology because it seems to be common among small banks. The banks that I work with give either 75% or 80% of the appraised value. Because I buy them at a great discount, the 80% of appraised value is usually enough to pay me back and pay for most of the repairs. They charge bank loan crisis an appraisal, a title search, and recording fees. The closing costs are typically 0-0. The loans are either 6 month or 12 month notes with one extension option. This is usually more than enough time to buy and sell the property.This strategy of asking for a personal loan of credit with larger banks, or with mortgage brokers has not worked for me. Typically they have been unwilling to lend money to me in my L.L.C.’s name and they have been unable to lend on the appraised value until I have owned the property for more than 6 months.
The only way to know what works best in your area is to exhaust all possibilities. Talk to all the banks. Talk to other investors, and talk to private lenders. Once you have exhausted all your resources, you can make the most intelligent decision.But they require less hassle, no questions asked, even those with bad credit history are eligible to apply and you can do the applying at the convenience of your own homes. Most importantly within 24 hours you will see the money safely in your account.

INDIAN CRICKET RECORD BREAK HISTORY

Australia beat India by 50 runs, pocketing a bonus point. India did so well to keep the hosts to 203 but their batting just didn't click. Mitchell Johnson was the pick of the lot, with 3 for 42, but he was well supported by Hopes, Bracken and Hogg.

Lets us analyze this match a bit to find what all round comedies led to India's defeat .

To start with INDIANS went with 5 bowlers which was a gr8 decision but one F*****G thing was wrong the decision of dropping SHEWAG :( hmm fate working against him the real culprit was YUVRAJ any way India did excellently well to wrap up the Aussie's top order batsmen.
Again Ishant was right on target and was spot on by picking the important wicket of Gilly,Maadu:) Hayden fell cheaply to Pathan , munaf Patel naanum team la irukenu proved it by picking up "PUNTER" PONTING who continued his humdrum performance in this series.Following them controversial man "ROY" Symonds dint trouble the score book who would have not received a better ball in his life that made him walk to the pavilion which seemed to be very long compared to the time he spent in the crease.Then "Pup" clarke and hoggy heleped Aussie to attain a descent score of 203 for 9 from 75 for 5.

LETS DISCUSS THE INDIAN RUN CHASE (STRONG DEEP BATTING LINE UP) lol

To start with GAMBHIR and MASTER BLASTER came out as opening pair ,i don't understand why this Indian cricket team never has a consistent opening pair always shuffles like playing cards,result same old story slow ,cautious start but as usual MASTER BLASTER was out in the 3rd over.

GREATEST COMEDY of the year comes now

Uthappa specialist opener or a better top order batsmen but through out the series he has asked by our intelligent captain DHONI to bat at 7 or 8 same thing happened today Pathan was promoted and u know i slept for some time as he batted :) slow cautious then u all know :)
Then came the gr8's of Indian team
DHONI MAMA
YUVI MAMA

started well "opening lam nalladhan irudhadhu ana pinishing sari illaiye pa"but yuvi was brilliant dint like the way india was going so he thought he can help Aussie's by throwing away his valuable wicket by playing the ball in the air such way that aussie's worst fielder stuart clarke caught it.Then it came to our lower order DEEP AND STRONG BATTING LINE UP Uthappa was left alone when dhoni mama got run out because of his great calling between wickets.Uthappa vala evoluvu mudiyumo avolvu adichan ana avana la mudiyala :)

HISTORIES BEST COMEDY COMES HERE
Bummy Sreesnath and Uthappa were at the crease when this comedy happened
Sreesanth, very animated, told Uthappa what shot to play,coz of this uthappa cannot control himself idhuku out aagalamnu out aagitan.

At the last Indians were wrapped up for 153 cheaply.

At the presentation another comedy Dhoni mama felt really bad of the way he got out and termed yuvi's shot as useless shot :) "Dhoni moodinchadu mudinchu poochu mudiyaadhadu mukki poochu pa" . INDIA now has a crucial match ahead against srilanka lets see if yuvraj is lucky enough to make it to the side.

BOTTOM LINE : GOOD COMEDY SHOW BY INDIANS in the cricket field especially BATTING

COMMENTS WELCOMED

Look at the PHOTOS at top comedies of India description given below

1. kaala odaichum dhoni thirundhaliye

2. Munaf posing for photograph shows as if very fit but he is not :) Arogiya paal koodika sollu dhoni maadri varuva

3.MASTER STUNNED-chumma trailer thaan ma MAIN picture innum paakala

4.Yuvi's best shot ever played and look at his expression it tells all-"Yuvi un carrer enda Ur deciding trough this shot"

FREE SCHOLARSHIP

When the economy declines,saving money more challenging and also far more important. For students struggling to pay for college everyday expenses, this predicament is especially relevant. To help students learn to save, free college scholarships has issued a challenge to encourage students to begin saving money. As motivation ScholarshipPoints is offering to pay students to take their challenge. ScholarshipPoints is challenging students to save $500 by the end of the year. Each student who enters the challenge will be eligible to win one of two $500 cash prizes to be deposited into the students' savings account.Any high school or college student in the US is eligible to enter at Points is a fast growing free community of students who participate in online activities to earn points. Their points are used as entries into various scholarships the website gives away to its members.On this site , they have many testimonials, a forum for the users to communicate and many helpful resources like saving money on gas, student credit cards, college searches and student loans. So if you are students and want to proceed or finished your education this is your chance to succeed. Don’t hesitate to visit there website and inquire more details before it’s too late. so we need to use this kind of sites in a usefull manner try going to this site and find us a brightfull future to the upcoming new region.

EAGLE EYE THE MOVIE

If Michael Bay had directed War Games, it might have ended up a little like Eagle Eye, a supercharged, preposterously drawn thriller that requires a little suspension of disbelief. No, scratch that. It requires A LOT OF SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF!
In Eagle Eye, Shia LaBeouf plays Jerry Shaw, an underachiever who can't seem to get out from under his more accomplished twin brother's shadow. One day, while making his way home after an emotionally grueling morning, he receives a strange phone call from a woman who ultimately plunges his life into complete and utter chaos. Faster than you can say "North By Northwest," Jerry finds himself on the run from government officials who are convinced he's involved in terrorist activities.
War Games isn't the only film that Eagle Eye borrows from. As this over wrought but fast-paced thriller blazes from one ridiculous moment to the next, one might be reminded of Enemy of the State, The Game, and The Fugitive – watch as co-star Billy Bob Thornton attempts, unsuccessfully I might add, his best Tommy Lee Jones impression. The first half of the picture provides a terrific set up and from the get go, an effective Shia LaBeouf plays a character worth caring about. Equally effective is the fashion in which director D.J, Caruso–who collaborated with LaBeouf for last year's Disturbia-- introduces Michelle Monaghan's vulnerable single mom, Rachel Holloman. It's obvious that Jerry and Rachel will at some point cross paths and that they will bond in some shape or fashion, but both performers are convincing enough to keep at least the character work in the picture somewhat sensible. That's what separates Caruso from the likes of Michael Bay. At the very

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni -Divorced

Following in the footsteps of Madonna and Guy Ritchie, another Hollywood couple announced their divorce today; David Duchovny and Tea Leoni.Although the pair separated some time ago, even before Duchovny entered sex addiction rehab, they decided to keep their split under the radar for the “sake of their children”, Madelaine, 9, and Kyd, 6, according to their reps.“In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months.”The couple wed in May 1997 after a whirlwind romance.

MOON THAT MAKES YOU SMILE

A check on the Internet revealed that the stellar phenomenon was caused by Venus, Jupiter and a three-day-old crescent moon aligning at the right spots to form the Smiley.If you missed it last night, I mean on 1st of Dec 2008, you will have to wait another five years before Smiley appears in the night sky again. Ah, even I missed it. Let us wait for another five years to see the smiling sky. Here the photos of it. Jus Keep Smiling like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOKE OF THE YEAR..LAUGH THAT MAKES YOU HEALTHY

The Joke would make a magic in everyone's life. Joke may act as a tool for laughing. Laughter requires intelligence, it requires presence of mind, a quickness of seeing into things. A joke cannot be explained: either you understand it or you miss it. If it is explained it loses the whole point; hence no joke can be explained. Either immediately one should get it.... If you don't get it immediately then you can try to find out the meaning of it; you will find out the meaning, but the joke will not be there. It was in the immediacy. Humor needs presence, utter presence. It is not a question of analysis, it is a question of insight.

And if you can laugh totally there are a few more things to be understood. In deep laughter the ego disappears, it is not found at all. You can't have both laughter and the ego. If the ego is there it will keep you serious. All egoists are serious people, and all serious people are egoists. To be able to laugh, you need to be like a child -- egoless. And when you laugh, suddenly laughter is there, you are not. You come back when the laughter is gone. When the laughter is disappearing far away, when it is subsiding, you come back, the ego comes back.

But in the very moment of laughter you have a glimpse of egolessness. There are only two activities in which you can feel egolessness easily. One is laughter, another is dancing. Dancing is a physiological method, a bodily method to feel egolessness. When the dancer is lost in his dance he is no more -- there is only dance. Laughter is a little more subtle than dance, it is a little more inner, but it has also the same fragrance.

When you laugh.... It has to be a belly laughter. It should not be just superficial, it should not be just polite, it should not be just a mannerism.(Source: Internet)

So be a laughter person.

Here follows the joke of the day

”What’s the idea of coming in here late every morning, Mulla?” asked the boss.

”It's Your fault, Sir” Said Mulla Nasrudin. ”You have Trained me so Thoroughly not to watch the Clock in the office, Now I am in the Habit of not looking at it Home.”

BETA GLUCAN

The Agaricus blazei has many important polysaccharides in it, the mostimportant being the l,3-l,6 beta-D-glucan. Of all the medicinalmushrooms available today the Agaricus blazei H1X1 has higher levelsof these Beta Glucan than any other.Found in some plants, beta glucans are long-chain carbohydrates.Potent antioxidants these beta glucans are able to trigger immuneresponses, the most mportant being: macrophages, monocytes,neutrophils and precursors.These immune responses enable the body to react to potentialpathogenic threats.
So basically what we are saying here is that the beta glucans foundin the agaricus blazei H1X1 are able to stimulate immune cells, cellsthat are responsible for activating the body’s immune response, andimmune cell production, plus it activites immune cells that fight tumour cells.

Studies have shown that beta glucans are able to offset the effectsof radiation therapy. Additional studies have shown that through theuse of mushroom derived beta glucans the body is able to lower theserum levels of LDL and VLDL cholesterol plus lower levels oftriglycerols.There has been more than thirty years of research that supportthese findings. Now add to this the safety and nontoxic nature ofthis group of polysaccharides. Can you afford NOT to use Waiora’sAgarigold H1X1???

RAHMAN JI THE MASTEREO OF MUSIC!

Born A.S. Dileep Kumar in Chennai, A. R. Rahman is India’s foremost musical talent. The man, who, in 2008 alone, gave us memorable melodies like Aditi, Khwaja Mere Khwaja, Dost and Guzarish, turns 43 on January 5. We trace his musical journey.Rahman was born into a musical family and started learning the piano at a young age. His father composed for Malayalam movies, but died when Rahman was just nine. So, the family started to rent out his musical equipment. Last year, he also started a music school called the KM Music Conservatory in Chennai. He also runs the A R Rahman Foundation which looks after the needs and nutrition of the needy. The proceeds from some of his concerts and singles are often donated to his foundation.Rahman's 2009 line up includes Blue, Dilli 6 and Eight By Ten. We can't wait to hear it and wish that this inimitable musical maestro continues to enrich our lives with his superior and divine music. Happy birthday Rahman!

COSMETIC SURGERY

I know so many people who are curious about different types of health procedures but just don’t know where to go or how to choose a doctor. When I chat to people and tell them what I do there is so much interest. So do you need help sourcing plastic surgeons and deciding MYA cosmetic surgery what cosmetic procedures to have here in Would your visitors like to know about affordable comprehensive health screening and many other procedures.However, to get advice will usually cost you money already. Usually it’s not cheap, before MYA cosmetic surgery you go under the knife, you already have to pay money just to get advice. If you decided not to go with it, there goes your money. This way the fiber delivers energy to the fat cells and destroys and emulsifies them for easier removal via the cannula. Plus, the cannula is only 1-2 mm, as opposed to on average of 6 mm for standard liposuction. As an added bonus, there is an “aiming light” at the end of the cannula as well to assist your surgeon in targeting fatty areas. The SmartLipo procedure produces the same fat reduction results as traditional liposuction, but with reportedly less downtime. The newest SmartLipo device, the SmartLipo MPX, uses reportedly even better methods to improve upon an already better fat ablating machine. The making of a good plastic surgeon demands a lot of hard work, dedication and a strong desire for perfection. It is crucial for your members to keep themselves abreast with the latest advances in medicine by continuous professional development. This is especially true for the safe practice of plastic surgery where top quality work is the order of the day, and there is very little margin for error.

BODY LANGUAGE FOR BOYS DATING MUST FOLLOW

Flirting with women will not succeed without excellent body language skills.

Remember women want a confident guy and to get confident you need to be good at showing off positive body language. Fake it until it is a natural skill you can do without thinking about it.

Remember:

Women want to see confidence
Women want to see you standing tall in front of others
Women want you to know what you are doing

How does a confident man walk? You have seen the way they move smoothly, relaxed at all times, nothing startles them, they have a calm and they are in comple control. You do not want to be nervous, anxious or fidgety.

Keep your body relaxed. Stop thinking so much in your head, and pay attention to what is going on in the moment. Instead of being in your own head thinking about what you are going to say next, listen to what she is saying. You can answer her when she is finished. Stay in the moment. You should be in a little bubble of your own, just her and you. Focus.

Move slowly and always have a purpose. Don't tap your fingers on the table. Don't be squirming around in the chair and don't be rocking back and forth while talking. Your smile is a big key it gives off the impression that you are positive and in a good mood.

Plus you seem fun to be with and aren't worried about anything. It is all under control.

A confident guy will be able to be in control of things. Keeping your composure and being able to laugh is important. You should stand tall and make eye contact with everyone. Talk to everybody and be the center of the action most of the time. Just don't act like you are doing it for a purpose. It is natural for you to be the leader. Women want to date leaders!

Don't avoid conflict, you can handle it. No matter what happens. Act like a man, you are not a boy anymore. Bottom line stand up for yourself and your ladies.

It is important to be comfortable in your surroundings. You need to get out and practice just hanging out in social gatherings. Just go to have fun and get used to the whole scene. This allows your body to relax and your anxieties will be reduced to manageable levels. You will be able to appear like you know what you are doing.

Make sure to pay attention to peoples reactions to your body language. If you walk up to a woman and slouch or rock back and forth, she will notice. If you don't keep eye contact, she will notice. If your energy level is low, you will pull everyone else down. You should be adding to the energy not taking it from them. So come in happy and fun. Keep your shoulders back and chest up and out. Head held high, no looking at the floor. Move slowly and keep your posture open. Don't cross your arms or hold your drink in front of you. Try this next time you go out, act like you would act at home in your living room. How would you stand, hold your drink and react to whatever happens? You would be totally relaxed and comfortable.

Pay attention to your body language at all times, this is a required part of looking attractive to women. Plus it helps in all aspects of your life. Good things happen to confident men. It is your attitude that makes the difference.

You will have much better reactions from women, if and only if your body language speaks to them. It is powerful in your dating life. Read as much as you can on the subject, and practice it full time.

GRAND FATHER CLOCK

Whether you call your a Floor Clock, grandfather clocks or refer to as long case clocks or tall case clocks has a lot to do with which side of the Atlantic you were raised, or possibly what century in time one happened to be born into. In the USA and Canada, grandfather clocks have been known as well, grandfather clocks, for well over a hundred years, after the well known Grandfather Clocks Song, which not only swept the nation, but also the North American vernacular. 

Historically, in England and Western Europe in general grandfather clocks were and still are referred to more frequently as Tallcase clocks or Longcase clocks. The Floor Clock vocabulary has been used on both sides of the Atlantic, and has been reinforced over the years by the major makers of grandfather clocks, including Hermle Clocks, the company, Ridgeway Floor the Bulova Grandfather Collection, and Kieninger Floor Clocks. The grandfather clock and floor clock words are used relatively interchangeably today, even by many grandfather clock Grandmother Clocks is another term which is frequently asked about, with the only major difference being the height of the clock. Other than the height in most instances, the two terms can be used reasonably interchangable.

Oh, and miller grandfather clocks are sometimes referred to as granfather clocks or grandfathers clocks, or even grand father clocks. These are just simple common misconceptions of what the correct words and terminology are.

Granddaughter Clocks are smaller, and Grandson Clocks™, actually introduced by 1-800-4CLOCKS much earlier this year, are even smaller. Keep an eye out for them at a retailer near you.