. A prince was crushed by a witch that he could speak ply 1 word per year. But if he didn’t, he could save it for the next year. 1 day he saw a beautiful princess and fell in love with her. He waited for 10 years to say this to her, “Darling, I love you. I would like to marry you” and guess what she replied…..“PARDON??”…!!!!2. Friend 1: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.Friend 2: Then what happened?Friend 1: Nothing she married the postman….3. Little bit bore but very much practical… Try this… Lets see if u can guess answers...Q. What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?A. Piiig !Q. How can the letter ‘A’ help a deaf lady?A. It can make ‘her’ “hear”!Q. What is the end of everything?A. “g”.4. Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does…!
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world… but maths at least has some logic.2. Life without girls:Markets silent, street empty, the police at rest, all mobile companies in loss, no SMS, no flowers, no valentines, no candles, no perfume, all men directed to heaven.3. Q: what four animals dose a woman like to have in her house?A: a tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jack ass to pay for it all.4. Student’s height of honesty: sitting in an examination hall, opening a bit, memorizing the answer an then writing it without seeing…5. Teacher: name an animal that lives in Lapland!Pupil: a reindeer.Teacher: good, now name another.Pupil: another reindeer!
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